...standing in line to pay

my moving violation.

I love to break the law,

but I'd like to change the penalty

when I get caught.

And I do get caught.

They advertise at the check out now.

Its like pop up windows on the internet.

Why do we always feel like

our particular situation is different?

Yes,

I am repetitive.

Now, don't get me wrong,

because I do love me some long lines.

Wait is church.

Nipples should be metal anyway.

Just more of those existential cocktails.

Who's complaining?

to Washington D.C.

Embracing the cold.

Why that sound?

Kim has some good ideas.

He is the pharmacy man.

Is he safe?

We talked about Tiger Woods

and concluded that he was not

getting along with his wife.

Got that.

Oh, we'll see who gets hurt.